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| The Indian With One Testicle | |
Admin doctor 146D 11:15:40 ago Made 777 posts since 12 Sep 2006 [My Blog] | There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die! Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!! Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!! |
Admin Soulace 146D 08:56:44 ago Made 498 posts since 15 Mar 2006 [My Blog] | lol not quite what i expected from that one hahah Please, let me pick out all your flaws and shortcomings...  |
| Admin Omniraider 146D 02:12:22 ago Made 2,332 posts since 05 Apr 2004 23:29 [My Blog] | lol yeah, cheesy but funny :P Just.. Pwn it! :o |
Admin GrimReaper 145D 01:33:51 ago Made 154 posts since 17 Aug 2009 [My Blog] | Lmao indeed ti caught me off gaurd - was expecting something... different? To say the least anyways. Good one none the less :p Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. |
Lord Daniel 132D 22:54:40 ago Made 2,377 posts since 13 Jun 2006 [My Blog] | Tommy posted that like 3 years ago loser!!! Sorry :P The unexamined life is not worth living. And neither is the examined life. |
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